Mike: Is Oursourcing good or bad?
outsourcinggoodnooutsourcingbad.blogspot.co.nz
Saturday, May 18, 2013
Monday, May 13, 2013
2 more Blog topics
Billie: Should we ban hydrodams in populated areas
damnhydrodams.blogspot.co.nz
Nisi: Should sex work be legalised/ decriminalised
iakf12.blogspot.co.nz
Monday, May 6, 2013
Some more BLOG URLs + topics
Glen Stradwick: Piracy + Gaming
gleniwritebrief2.blogspot.co.nz
Pranay Sundarji: Metaphysical teaching... = revised/ correct URL:
pranaysundarjibreif2.blogspot.co.nz
Fei Zhang: Global water rights + privatisation:
wonderland2013x.blogspot.com
Troy Angove: Blog URL = the same
Topic = Wing Chun Kung Fu is still practical in today's society
Frances Smith: Australian Aboriginal Stolen generation + govt. compensation:
stolengenerationcompensation.blogspot.com
gleniwritebrief2.blogspot.co.nz
Pranay Sundarji: Metaphysical teaching... = revised/ correct URL:
pranaysundarjibreif2.blogspot.co.nz
Fei Zhang: Global water rights + privatisation:
wonderland2013x.blogspot.com
Troy Angove: Blog URL = the same
Topic = Wing Chun Kung Fu is still practical in today's society
Frances Smith: Australian Aboriginal Stolen generation + govt. compensation:
stolengenerationcompensation.blogspot.com
Monday, April 29, 2013
Don't forget to choose 5 blogs to engage with!!
Christopher
K: Should gay marriage be legalised?
chriskumarbrief2.blogspot.co.nz
Naomi
Currie: The police abuse their authority
damn-this-world.blogspot.co.nz
Katie
Dromgool: Fur in the fashion industry
Katiedromgool.blogspot.co.nz
Ashleigh
Neame: Kids these days are growing up too fast
kidsaregrowinguptoofast.blogspot.co.nz
Warinthon
baker: Plastic surgery in teens
plasticsurgeryinteens.blogspot.co.nz
Ian
lee: should music sharing be legal?
areyouian.blogspot.co.nz
Rose
Rogers: Does youth volunteering have an impact on all involved?
youth-volunteering.blogspot.co.nz
Emma
Tanaka: Should we tax on junk food?
no-junkfood.blogspot.co.nz
Nick
Baker: Should hydraulic fracturing be banned in NZ
nickfracking.blogspot.co.nz
Mary
Wilkins: Is fiction a reliable source of social commentary
marybrief2.blogspot.co.nz
Lucciane
Surtees: Women should have the right to choose abortion
luccianesurteesbrief2.blogspot.com
Alan
McDonald: Contemporary New Zealand Society benefits from multicultural immigration
Mathew
Tang: Is marriage religious?
uniarg.blogspot.co.nz
Fei
Zhang: Should water rights be privatized globally?
fei1991.blogspot.co.nz
Pranay
Sundarji: Metaphysical teachings will reduce youth addictions, suicide,
and understanding of love vs. sex
pranaysundarjibrief2.blogspot.co.nz
= NOT WORKING!
Nisha
Cassim: Euthanasia: crime or blessing?
nixcas23.blogspot.co.nz
Gina
Kemp: Does animal abuse need harsher sentencing in
NZ?ginakempbrief2.blogspot.co.nz
Lee
Ryan: Teen pregnancy – planned or predictable
Nadya
Budisaputra: Mistreatment of Roma gypsies in Europe
Socialissuesandpolitics.blogspot.co.nz
Jordan
Flyger: Glorification of busy
Nonoi
Finau: Teen Suicide
Undeclared:
Mike
Anderson ?
Troy
Angove?
Iunisi
Fotofili?
Billie
Houkamau-Johnson?
Troy
Jones?
Glen
Stradwick?
Kyle
Dunsmore?
Frances
Smith?
Shayna
Apelu?
umar
Thursday, April 18, 2013
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
Brief#2 BLOG topics - choose 5 to engage with (17/04 update)
Christopher Kumar: Should gay marriage be legalized?
chriskumarbrief2.blogspot.co.nz
Naomi Currie: The police abuse their authority
damn-this-world.blogspot.co.nz
Katie Dromgool: Fur in the fashion industry
katiedromgool.blogspot.co.nz
Ashleigh Neame: Kids these days are growing up too fast
kidsaregrowinguptoofast.blogspot.co.nz
Warinthon Baker: Plastic surgery in teens
plasticsurgeryinteens.blogspot.co.nz
Ian lee: Should music sharing be legal?
areyouian.blogspot.co.nz
Rose Rogers: Does youth volunteering have an impact on all involved?
youth-volunteering.blogspot.co.nz
Emma Tanaka: Should we tax on junk food?
no-junkfood.blogspot.co.nz
Nick Baker: Should hydraulic fracturing be banned in NZ
nickfracking.blogspot.co.nz
Mary Wilkins: Is fiction a reliable source of social commentary?
marybrief2.blogspot.co.nz
Lucciane Surtees: Women should have the right to choose abortion
luccianesurteesbrief2.blogspot.com
Alan McDonald: Contemporary New Zealand Society benefits from multicultural immigration http://hailongkraken.blogspot.co.nz/
Mathew Tang: Is marriage religious?
uniarg.blogspot.co.nz
Fei Zhang: Should water rights be privatized globally?
fei1991.blogspot.co.nz
Pranay Sundarji: Metaphysical teachings will reduce youth addictions, suicide, and understanding of love vs. sex
pranaysundarjibrief2.blogspot.co.nz
Nisha Cassim: Euthanasia: crime or blessing?
nixcas23.blogspot.co.nz
Gina Kemp: Does animal abuse need harsher sentencing in NZ?
ginakempbrief2.blogspot.co.nz
Lee Ryan: Teen pregnancy – planned or predictable?
http://teen-pregnancyplannedorpredictable.blogspot.co.nz/
Nadya Budisaputra: Mistreatment of Roma gypsies in Europe. Link?
Jordan Flyger: Glorification of busy. Link?
Undeclared:
Mike Anderson ? Troy Angove? Iunisi Fotofili? Billie Houkamau-Johnson? Troy Jones? Glen Stradwick? Kyle Dunsmore? Frances Smith?
Monday, April 15, 2013
Brief 2 BLOG topics / addresses thus far ...
Christopher Kumar: Should gay marriage be legalised?
chriskumarbrief2.blogspot.co.nz
Naomi Currie: The police abuse their authority
damn-this-world.blogspot.co.nz
Katie Dromgool: Fur in the fashion industry
Katiedromgool.blogspot.co.nz
Ashleigh Neame: Kids these days are growing up too fast
kidsaregrowinguptoofast.blogspot.co.nz
Warinthon baker: Plastic surgery in teens
plasticsurgeryinteens.blogspot.co.nz
Ian lee: should music sharing be legal?
areyouian.blogspot.co.nz
Rose Rogers: Does youth volunteering have an impact on all involved?
youth-volunteering.blogspot.co.nz
Emma Tanaka: Should we tax on junk food?
no-junkfood.blogspot.co.nz
Nick Baker: Should hydraulic fracturing be banned in NZ
nickfracking.blogspot.co.nz
Mary Wilkins: Is fiction a reliable source of social commentary
marybrief2.blogspot.co.nz
Lucciane Surtees: Women should have the right to choose abortion
Luccianesurteesbrief2.blogspot.co.nz
Alan McDonald: Contemporary New Zealand Society benefits from multicultural immigration
http://hailongkraken.blogspot.co.nz/
Mathew Tang: Is marriage religious?
uniarg.blogspot.co.nz
Fei Zhang: Should water rights be privatized globally?
fei1991.blogspot.co.nz
Pranay Sundarji: Metaphysical teachings will reduce youth addictions, suicide, and understanding of love vs. sex
pranaysundarjibrief2.blogspot.co.nz
Nadya Budisaputra: Mistreatment of Roma gypsies in Europe
Nisha Cassim: Euthanasia: crime or blessing?
nixcas23.blogspot.co.nz
Sunday, March 31, 2013
Twilight or Twignight Final
Once upon
a time in a land that should be far away from here, there was a shopkeeper
named Bella who had been stolen from a month ago by the prisoner named Val jean
(he is going to be called 24601 which is his jail number (Les Miserables). Val
jean’s family was starving so he stole a loaf of bread so his family had food
to eat.
Now 24601
has broken out of jail and stolen a police car and was now going to get revenge
on Bella for not sparing him some food. As 24601 passed SPR Mart he noticed out
in the street… and soon recognized it was Bella.
The only
thing was that she couldn't walk in a straight line and was most likely drunk.
As she crossed the intersection wobbling from side to side uncontrollably 24601
came in with the police car and tried to hit her. Right before he got to hit
her he noticed the policeman-vampire-thing named Edward that brought him to
jail had jumped in front of the police car. Because of his attempt to
invincibility he just got his arm broken, but with vampire powers would soon
heal in 1-3 days but was still able to protect Bella who was completely
untouched.
24601 breaks for it during the time that Edward makes sure that his ego is still intact and sprints down route 6 to find some where to stay. Meanwhile Bella and Edward were introducing themselves to each other.
24601 breaks for it during the time that Edward makes sure that his ego is still intact and sprints down route 6 to find some where to stay. Meanwhile Bella and Edward were introducing themselves to each other.
"Hello,"
said Edward, "I am a cop/vampire and 'I Want to Suck Your Blood' and your
pretty.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Awkward Silence
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
"Well
then," said Bella, "My name is Bella and I live and work in SPR
Market, I sleep on the potatoes because I can’t afford a home and the store so
I think potatoes are comfy and they are my favourite plant. The only thing that
I can't understand is that no one buys the potatoes and they all laugh at me.
Thank you for saving me but HAHAHAHAHAHA you broke your arm."
"I
will buy potatoes," said Edward with a very sketchy look on his face and
something wrong with his eyebrows making them go up and down involuntarily in a
very perverted way, probably a disease.
* * *
On the other side of town 24601 was walking down the suburbs knocking on every door asking for somewhere to stay and luckily came across a homeless shelter and walked in. The floors were all tiles of blue green in white the kind you get inside a school. The main desk was empty but covered with flowers and lamps and a couple pamphlets and the walls were sparse except for a large mural copy of Starry Night. Then came up to people to greet him who had name-tags saying Narcissa and Suzay (Suzay is a boy).
Throughout the next couple of weeks Narcissa, Suzay, and 24601 became good friends and they all despised Bella because she fired them because she couldn't afford to pay them because all she sold were potatoes and people never bought them. They soon were like a family to each other and they spent all their time with each other and they all decided to take revenge on Bella.
In the
meantime Bella and Edward had been going out with each other. Then one day
Bella and Edward had been out on a date when they heard a car pulled up and
they looked over to see Suzay, Narcissa, and 24601 getting out of the car
looking like there about to fight.
It took
about ten punches till Edward and Bella noticed that they were being fought
against because they were to focus looking at each other and dream kissing.
Then Edward pulls Bella behind him and starts fighting back against the three.
It took an hour for Edward to get someone actually hurt because of his
excellent bad aim.
Then Bella, who hit him with a beer bottle she pulled out of her pocket, had taken down 24601 in the fight by hitting him across the head. At the sight of this Suzay and Narcissa took 24601 in their arms and ran back to the Honda Civic. Then once Bella and Edward knew that it was over they got back to do something I REALLY do not want to talk about.
Then Bella, who hit him with a beer bottle she pulled out of her pocket, had taken down 24601 in the fight by hitting him across the head. At the sight of this Suzay and Narcissa took 24601 in their arms and ran back to the Honda Civic. Then once Bella and Edward knew that it was over they got back to do something I REALLY do not want to talk about.
The very
next day Edward went to Bella and said, "I am going to become a vegetarian
now so I am dumping you… YOU HAVE NOW BEEN DUMPED. Hey that's a pretty
dandelion."
"Not
another boy chose a plant over me… that's not fair… UGHHHH," said Bella,
"All they do is just sit there and do nothing but make sugar out of
sunlight… how does that even happen… Ugh
So now Edward is going out with a dandelion that
has very sweet blood which he cannot understand why it is yellow. And Bella is
left alone without a protector; I wonder what would happen.
Chris final
Chris final fanfic
"oh my Bollywood mother"
Mindy wakes up one morning to a loud knocking on the door and she goes to see who it is
"hold on! o m g I'm coming"Mindy opens the door and see's her mum standing there with a large suitcase and a bigger smile on her face
"SURPRISE MINDY! are you surprised, i know...you are. areh! come give your mother a hug!"
"....oh woo...mum...".
Mindy's mother walks into the apartment and makes herself at home.
"so mum... what are you doing here? you normally call to tell me your coming, even if it's a surprise"
Mindy's mums stops in her tracks and looks at Mindy "i have some bad news" she puts her hand on her chest "i don't...i don't know how to-MUM say it already!" "your cousin Priya, she's getting married!!!! what was i to do! my daughter is 33-" Mindy interrupts "...29 ma...when people ask, im 29."
"really...you're going to be those women who lie about their age, how pathetic beta. i know how old you are, i had you when i was 23..."
"you had me when you were 30 ma!"
"fine, age is but a number for me, I'm already married with children...children who won't get married! your aunty Vina! that cow. you should've seen the way she smiled at me when she told me of priyas wedding." Sheela walks around the room, "when Mindy! when will you get married! are you single right now? ...where did i go wrong" Mindy sips on her tea "ew ma, did you make masala chai, please mum...try to refrain from being a pure indian in my house! and no, i am not single!.... okay maybe i am!"
"what are you waiting for! you're 33 and wasting away! your eggs will dry up Mindy! remember what happened to cousin Mamta!"
"mum Mamta is married with two kids!?"
"so she can't have anymore now-" Mindy interrupts "you're not making any sense, plus i'm late for work!" Mindy grabs her bag hops into her heels and runs out "okay mum...i'll see you later! watch TV.. i don't know go rent a Hindi movie?" "MINDY! WAIT, i have some guys for you to choose from" 'BYE MA!!!"
on the way to work Mindy calls her best friend Gwen
"my mother is ruining my life"
Gwen pauses "...oh hi Gwen how are you? that would be nice to hear once in a while! wait, your mom? she's here?
Mindy takes a deep breath "she's here and apparently has some photos of guys she wants me to marry! Gwen i can't just marry some random! i want my love story! i want to be proposed at on the empire state building, i want to be swept off my feet... christian loubotin feet might i add"
Gwen:"OMG MINDY! Jeremy! why don't you get Jeremy to pose as your boyfriend! well until your mom's in town! it's perfect, and when she leaves, you two can have a messy breakup, it's perfect"
Mindy laughs "Gwen that's...actually not a bad idea... this, this is why you're my ride or die baby. okay bye I'm at work now"
Mindy marches up to Jeremys office and locks the door
Jeremy: "why are you locking the door...am i in trouble? have i mentioned you've been looking really slim lately.."
Mindy: "no you're not in- wait really? i look slim? I'm on this new diet....oh you don't care.. right"
Jeremy: "soo what can i do for you Mindy? and what do i get out of this?'
Mindy: "long story short... my mum's in town and i need you to be my boyfriend until she leaves...'
Jeremy: "boyfriend as in...we can have
Mindy:" NO Jeremy, no not as in we can have sex! but I'll let you take my my favorite patient Mrs Muller, i know how much you love those cupcakes she bakes me"
Jeremy: "...i do love those cupcakes. fine. I'll do it also if you agree to get your friend Sarah to go on a date with me"
Mindy: "fine! today after work you're gonna be my boyfriend, you're gonna drop me home, meet my mum, ask her if she'd like to join us for dinner and then wine and dine us.'
after work Jeremy can't be found and Mindy starts panicking
Mindy: "THAT ASS HOLE! he stood me up for our fake date!"
Jeremy calls Mindy
"Mindy I'm really sorry! but my car got towed away and i had to go and sort out the problem! I'm still here, they won't let my car go unless i buy them all crispy creme donuts? so I'm buying some donuts... why don't you ask doctor Danny! i have to go...bye" Jeremy hangs up and Mindy is infuriated. so she sends him a text
"Jeremy you asshole, i hope you're happy! my plan is entirely ruined! now i'll have to marry some random guy my mum chose from India, and i'll be married and shipped off to be a housewife in india! i hope you're happy! you're dead to me!
p.s. buy them the custard creme donuts, they're the best ones
you're still dead to me"
after this Mindy goes to doctor Danny and explains the entire situation to him.
Danny: "Mindy look, as much as i want to help you, i actually have plans tonight, i'm meeting this lovely girl who i ran into at starbucks. so if you asked me some other time, i'd be happy to do so" danny walks away without giving mindy a chance to say anything. Mindy, upset and defeated comes home
mindys mum: "AREH MINDY BETA!"
mindy: "mum why are you so excited..."
mum: "i am just happy to see you child! so i was-"
before mindys mum can finish, the door bell rings. mindy goes and opens the door and to her amazement Danny is standing there with a box of chocolates and red wine.
mindy:" danny what are you doing here...mum this is-"
danny:" hello Sheela, or...i mean ..mum, i'm Danny, mindys long time boyfriend, unfortunate we haven't met before, but atleast now we're making a start right! how about you ladies get dressed and we go out for dinner! i have reservations for us at lucias garden"
Mindy's mum: "Lucias garden! that place has such good Italian food! Mindy it is really good"
Sheela pulls Mindy away, "why did you lie to me! you do have boyfriend! wait until i tell your aunty, she will die!"
Mindy looks at Danny and thanks him.
"oh my Bollywood mother"
Mindy wakes up one morning to a loud knocking on the door and she goes to see who it is
"hold on! o m g I'm coming"Mindy opens the door and see's her mum standing there with a large suitcase and a bigger smile on her face
"SURPRISE MINDY! are you surprised, i know...you are. areh! come give your mother a hug!"
"....oh woo...mum...".
Mindy's mother walks into the apartment and makes herself at home.
"so mum... what are you doing here? you normally call to tell me your coming, even if it's a surprise"
Mindy's mums stops in her tracks and looks at Mindy "i have some bad news" she puts her hand on her chest "i don't...i don't know how to-MUM say it already!" "your cousin Priya, she's getting married!!!! what was i to do! my daughter is 33-" Mindy interrupts "...29 ma...when people ask, im 29."
"really...you're going to be those women who lie about their age, how pathetic beta. i know how old you are, i had you when i was 23..."
"you had me when you were 30 ma!"
"fine, age is but a number for me, I'm already married with children...children who won't get married! your aunty Vina! that cow. you should've seen the way she smiled at me when she told me of priyas wedding." Sheela walks around the room, "when Mindy! when will you get married! are you single right now? ...where did i go wrong" Mindy sips on her tea "ew ma, did you make masala chai, please mum...try to refrain from being a pure indian in my house! and no, i am not single!.... okay maybe i am!"
"what are you waiting for! you're 33 and wasting away! your eggs will dry up Mindy! remember what happened to cousin Mamta!"
"mum Mamta is married with two kids!?"
"so she can't have anymore now-" Mindy interrupts "you're not making any sense, plus i'm late for work!" Mindy grabs her bag hops into her heels and runs out "okay mum...i'll see you later! watch TV.. i don't know go rent a Hindi movie?" "MINDY! WAIT, i have some guys for you to choose from" 'BYE MA!!!"
on the way to work Mindy calls her best friend Gwen
"my mother is ruining my life"
Gwen pauses "...oh hi Gwen how are you? that would be nice to hear once in a while! wait, your mom? she's here?
Mindy takes a deep breath "she's here and apparently has some photos of guys she wants me to marry! Gwen i can't just marry some random! i want my love story! i want to be proposed at on the empire state building, i want to be swept off my feet... christian loubotin feet might i add"
Gwen:"OMG MINDY! Jeremy! why don't you get Jeremy to pose as your boyfriend! well until your mom's in town! it's perfect, and when she leaves, you two can have a messy breakup, it's perfect"
Mindy laughs "Gwen that's...actually not a bad idea... this, this is why you're my ride or die baby. okay bye I'm at work now"
Mindy marches up to Jeremys office and locks the door
Jeremy: "why are you locking the door...am i in trouble? have i mentioned you've been looking really slim lately.."
Mindy: "no you're not in- wait really? i look slim? I'm on this new diet....oh you don't care.. right"
Jeremy: "soo what can i do for you Mindy? and what do i get out of this?'
Mindy: "long story short... my mum's in town and i need you to be my boyfriend until she leaves...'
Jeremy: "boyfriend as in...we can have
Mindy:" NO Jeremy, no not as in we can have sex! but I'll let you take my my favorite patient Mrs Muller, i know how much you love those cupcakes she bakes me"
Jeremy: "...i do love those cupcakes. fine. I'll do it also if you agree to get your friend Sarah to go on a date with me"
Mindy: "fine! today after work you're gonna be my boyfriend, you're gonna drop me home, meet my mum, ask her if she'd like to join us for dinner and then wine and dine us.'
after work Jeremy can't be found and Mindy starts panicking
Mindy: "THAT ASS HOLE! he stood me up for our fake date!"
Jeremy calls Mindy
"Mindy I'm really sorry! but my car got towed away and i had to go and sort out the problem! I'm still here, they won't let my car go unless i buy them all crispy creme donuts? so I'm buying some donuts... why don't you ask doctor Danny! i have to go...bye" Jeremy hangs up and Mindy is infuriated. so she sends him a text
"Jeremy you asshole, i hope you're happy! my plan is entirely ruined! now i'll have to marry some random guy my mum chose from India, and i'll be married and shipped off to be a housewife in india! i hope you're happy! you're dead to me!
p.s. buy them the custard creme donuts, they're the best ones
you're still dead to me"
after this Mindy goes to doctor Danny and explains the entire situation to him.
Danny: "Mindy look, as much as i want to help you, i actually have plans tonight, i'm meeting this lovely girl who i ran into at starbucks. so if you asked me some other time, i'd be happy to do so" danny walks away without giving mindy a chance to say anything. Mindy, upset and defeated comes home
mindys mum: "AREH MINDY BETA!"
mindy: "mum why are you so excited..."
mum: "i am just happy to see you child! so i was-"
before mindys mum can finish, the door bell rings. mindy goes and opens the door and to her amazement Danny is standing there with a box of chocolates and red wine.
mindy:" danny what are you doing here...mum this is-"
danny:" hello Sheela, or...i mean ..mum, i'm Danny, mindys long time boyfriend, unfortunate we haven't met before, but atleast now we're making a start right! how about you ladies get dressed and we go out for dinner! i have reservations for us at lucias garden"
Mindy's mum: "Lucias garden! that place has such good Italian food! Mindy it is really good"
Sheela pulls Mindy away, "why did you lie to me! you do have boyfriend! wait until i tell your aunty, she will die!"
Mindy looks at Danny and thanks him.
Saturday, March 30, 2013
Gina Final
Different POV
From the view of a victim: Paul Owen. He thinks Bateman is a man called Marcus Halberstram.
Marcus Halberstram wants to go for dinner. He asked me at Cecilias Christmas party, and I was too busy eyeing his hardbody (and the hostess) to do anything more than nod. Still, I find him horribly boring, but he does have a certain amount of standing at the company; I should go, though I don't really want to. Hopefully he brings Cecilia, who's a little hardbody and makes up for in looks what Marcus lacks in personality.
I get to the restaurant on 34th street, and it's like walking into a fucking pirate ship. I hate themed restaurants, just as much as I hate themed parties. I get to the table and Marcus is already there, arguing with the unattractive waiter. His face is impassive, but he's talking with such force that the waiter is getting sprayed with spittle.
"No, I don't want fucking Captain Morgan. Am I wearing an eye patch? Do I have a wooden leg? Just get me a scotch, neat."
The waiter glances at me as I approach the table, and Halberstram turns, his face transforming into a practised smile. "Paul! What can I get you to drink?" Without waiting for a reply, he turns to the waiter, "Make that two scotches and two beers... Whatever you’ve got, as long as it’s good." He's dismissed with a wave of the hand and Marcus turns back to me.
"So! Paul. Thanks for coming. Find this place ok? I know it's not to our usual...'caliber', but my dear Cecelia insisted the Chowder was to die for."
The drinks arrive and I take a large pull of my scotch. This place is a fucking shithole. I wonder if maybe Marcus is either cheap or skint, but he stares at me and I realise I haven't answered him.
"No, it's great Marcus. I've never been here before and going to Spago every night can get a little tedious don't you think?" I ask this because I know for a fact Halberstram has been trying to get a table there for months. As expected, his left eye twitches almost imperceptively as he nods.
"Oh absolutely Paul. Always nice to do something a little out of the comfort zone. Another drink Paul?" Though I could swear he’s been drinking as fast as me, his glass is still mostly full. Ah well. Fuck it. Getting drunk will probably make this more bearable and besides, Felicty is heading to Club 26 later and I’d rather shoot myself in the face than go to that sweat heap sober.
When we go to order, it turns out the ‘to die for’ chowder is no longer available. Marcus begins abusing the waiter, though I’m secretly thrilled because I hate chowder and because of the state Halberstram is in. Now this restaurant he chose has absolutely nothing going for it. I order another drink and lean back in my chair.
It’s later, and I’m really drunk. We’re in what I presume is Halberstrams apartment, and I’m surprised to see that it’s chic, minimalist, perfect, like a page from an Ikea catalogue. I’m sitting on a white dining chair in the middle of his living room, and around my feet are sheets of the New Yorker. I don’t know where Marcus is, I can hear his voice talking over the music blaring from the stereo, but I can’t quite work out what he’s saying.
“Hey... Hey Marcus!” I yell at him, “Why the newspaper? Do...Do you have a little Chow or something?”
He appears out of a door way to the right of me, wearing a plastic cape, like one of those you wear at Disneyland on the log flume. Not that I’d ever wear one though. He’s ranting about whatever shit music he’s put on and it’s so boring that I feel my head start to droop towards my chest.
Suddenly he yells, “Hey Paul!” I look up to see him swinging an axe above his shoulder and my eyes follow the blade as it curves down in an arc towards me. When it hits, I don’t feel the pain, I feel the force of it, which knocks me off my chair and onto the newspaper below. I can’t breathe, my trachea possibly severed and my jugular obviously so judging by the sheer amount of blood covering my clothes and spilling over the newspaper and onto the white floorboards. Marcus is raising the axe again, “You stupid bastard! You stupid fucking bastard!” This time the axe hits my torso, and then the blows come fast and he’s yelling the whole time, “Stupid fucking bastard!” and the blade hits my legs, my chest, one blow almost completely severs my left hand. I close my eyes and they don’t open again.
Friday, March 29, 2013
Jordan.. Final
I lay dazed, weakened by the liquid spreading through my veins.
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