Once upon
a time in a land that should be far away from here, there was a shopkeeper
named Bella who had been stolen from a month ago by the prisoner named Val jean
(he is going to be called 24601 which is his jail number (Les Miserables). Val
jean’s family was starving so he stole a loaf of bread so his family had food
to eat.
Now 24601
has broken out of jail and stolen a police car and was now going to get revenge
on Bella for not sparing him some food. As 24601 passed SPR Mart he noticed out
in the street… and soon recognized it was Bella.
The only
thing was that she couldn't walk in a straight line and was most likely drunk.
As she crossed the intersection wobbling from side to side uncontrollably 24601
came in with the police car and tried to hit her. Right before he got to hit
her he noticed the policeman-vampire-thing named Edward that brought him to
jail had jumped in front of the police car. Because of his attempt to
invincibility he just got his arm broken, but with vampire powers would soon
heal in 1-3 days but was still able to protect Bella who was completely
untouched.
24601 breaks for it during the time that Edward makes sure that his ego is still intact and sprints down route 6 to find some where to stay. Meanwhile Bella and Edward were introducing themselves to each other.
24601 breaks for it during the time that Edward makes sure that his ego is still intact and sprints down route 6 to find some where to stay. Meanwhile Bella and Edward were introducing themselves to each other.
"Hello,"
said Edward, "I am a cop/vampire and 'I Want to Suck Your Blood' and your
pretty.
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"Well
then," said Bella, "My name is Bella and I live and work in SPR
Market, I sleep on the potatoes because I can’t afford a home and the store so
I think potatoes are comfy and they are my favourite plant. The only thing that
I can't understand is that no one buys the potatoes and they all laugh at me.
Thank you for saving me but HAHAHAHAHAHA you broke your arm."
"I
will buy potatoes," said Edward with a very sketchy look on his face and
something wrong with his eyebrows making them go up and down involuntarily in a
very perverted way, probably a disease.
* * *
On the other side of town 24601 was walking down the suburbs knocking on every door asking for somewhere to stay and luckily came across a homeless shelter and walked in. The floors were all tiles of blue green in white the kind you get inside a school. The main desk was empty but covered with flowers and lamps and a couple pamphlets and the walls were sparse except for a large mural copy of Starry Night. Then came up to people to greet him who had name-tags saying Narcissa and Suzay (Suzay is a boy).
Throughout the next couple of weeks Narcissa, Suzay, and 24601 became good friends and they all despised Bella because she fired them because she couldn't afford to pay them because all she sold were potatoes and people never bought them. They soon were like a family to each other and they spent all their time with each other and they all decided to take revenge on Bella.
In the
meantime Bella and Edward had been going out with each other. Then one day
Bella and Edward had been out on a date when they heard a car pulled up and
they looked over to see Suzay, Narcissa, and 24601 getting out of the car
looking like there about to fight.
It took
about ten punches till Edward and Bella noticed that they were being fought
against because they were to focus looking at each other and dream kissing.
Then Edward pulls Bella behind him and starts fighting back against the three.
It took an hour for Edward to get someone actually hurt because of his
excellent bad aim.
Then Bella, who hit him with a beer bottle she pulled out of her pocket, had taken down 24601 in the fight by hitting him across the head. At the sight of this Suzay and Narcissa took 24601 in their arms and ran back to the Honda Civic. Then once Bella and Edward knew that it was over they got back to do something I REALLY do not want to talk about.
Then Bella, who hit him with a beer bottle she pulled out of her pocket, had taken down 24601 in the fight by hitting him across the head. At the sight of this Suzay and Narcissa took 24601 in their arms and ran back to the Honda Civic. Then once Bella and Edward knew that it was over they got back to do something I REALLY do not want to talk about.
The very
next day Edward went to Bella and said, "I am going to become a vegetarian
now so I am dumping you… YOU HAVE NOW BEEN DUMPED. Hey that's a pretty
dandelion."
"Not
another boy chose a plant over me… that's not fair… UGHHHH," said Bella,
"All they do is just sit there and do nothing but make sugar out of
sunlight… how does that even happen… Ugh
So now Edward is going out with a dandelion that
has very sweet blood which he cannot understand why it is yellow. And Bella is
left alone without a protector; I wonder what would happen.


